An ode

‘You’re such a good driver, you like eggs I like eggs, your hair smells nice, I’ll pick you up, I’ll drive you home, I’ll never leave you ever, don’t go, don’t go yet, come back, come over tomorrow, stay the night, just have a glass of orange juice first.

You like that movie I like it too, you’re funny, you’re smart, you’re sweet, my grandmother will love you, my dad can’t wait to meet you. Come to the cottage you’ll like it there, meet my friends they’ll make you laugh you’ll make them laugh. You’re a breath of fresh air you’re the best ever did I tell you you’re the best. Your eyes are blue I love them did I tell you I think I love you too I love you because your eyes are blue.

Want flowers, want candy, want that magazine I saw you glancing at I saw you looking I’ll buy it for you just say the word. Do you like flowers, all girls like flowers, just tell me what your favourite flower is and I’ll buy a bouquet of them for you. I’ll buy those flowers for you every week so that you can wake up and see your favourite flower beside you every morning.

You don’t eat meat? I don’t have to either, you eat fish how about salmon how about sushi how about asparagus do you like asparagus.

Call me later call me now call me anytime you want make sure you call to let me know you got in ok. I’m always here for you always you know that don’t you. I’ll be your friend I’ll be your best friend, I’ll be your best friend ever. I don’t need anything I just need you all I’ll ever need is you.’

Who wouldn’t want it.

Me.