Sunday, August 13, 2006

Eye of the tiger

Things that make me feel awkward #243

Being the only person in a large cardio room at the gym and then having an attractive man hop onto the stairmaster immediately next to me just in time for all 20 flat-screen televisions on the wall directly in front of us to flicker and default to a station featuring two large tigers having noisy, aggressive sex.

I mean, there's just no easy way out of that one, really.

4 comments:

MontrealGurl said...

Oh geesus Heath, this made me roar soo much my tummy hurts!!

Wow... that was an unintended pun. Really.

X said...

Thats when you pump up the music on the iPod and stare straight ahead. Or jump the attractive man. Your call. :)

Anonymous said...

lmao!!!

that's when you lick your upper lip and wink at him.

he'd love it. ;)

Anonymous said...

My remark would be along the lines of, '... and here's me thinking running on a treadmill would be a good work out ...'